a list of things i won't change for the new year

my pants for four days.

how i leave everything till last minute.

the way i feel about babies. and folding laundry.

bad habits like getting drunk on a weekday. waking up in strange places.

lying to relatives. lying to my cats.

i like to collect junk.

i like to eat fancy food.

i hate making decisions.

i’m still going to wear my broken shoes. even when it snows. even if one disappears.

my attitude about pop culture and #everythingthatgoeswithit.

the number of friends i have on facebook because it is my favorite number.

my religion.

zero is my favorite number. eight is my second favorite.

the color of the sky.

 

(2013 is the new 2012, bitches)